Blyss and Cream of Wheat Performing at Pat’s Pub this Friday! One last pickle!

So Blyss and Cream of Wheat will be performing their burletta’s this Friday at the venue where the met when Blyss was Seeking Her Perfect Pineapple~ which ended up being Cream of Wheat.
Come and catch this duo as they are very pregnant and it might be the last time to catch Blyss and Her Pickles.

Hope to see you there!

Kisses and Licks Blyss xo

Its Kimmy Shimmy’s Birthday . . . like deja vu but the second round will be better cause this time it will really happen and there will be more beer and we all love Pat’s Pub and we all love Kimmy.

Paying court to the fabulous KIMMY SHIMMY will be . . .

blyssfulPRODUCTIONS with clown duo BLYSS and CREAM OF WHEAT!
The out of this world SHABOOBIE BOOBARELLA!
The always astounding BURGUNDY BRIXX!
The woman without whom this party would never have happened JENNY MAGENTA!
The super duper fantabulous FANNY FABULOUS!
So much more than the girl next door LOLA LOCKEHEART
and me, Miss ROSIE VAN DOORN!

There will be cake. clowns. balloons. boobs. go go. beer. a band. And the birthday girl will shake her stuff!!!

Really what more do you need! More details to follow.

Still only $5 but if ya can pay $10 please do!

Its gonna be an ass-smashing, whale-humping good time!


The Word According To Blyss-Finding Your Perfect Pineapple

Finding Your Perfect Pineapple
by. S. Siobhan McCarthy

Yaletown magazine hit the streets and mailboxes today! My column “The Word According To Blyss” was launched and I’m excited about it. I look forward to hearing your feedback and suggestions for the monthly articles. Here is this month’s

They call the pineapple the “heart of gold” but it’s a tricky fruit.

Because when you’re shopping for it you never really know what you are going to get. It may look all wonderful and lush on the outside but that might not be what you are really getting… Like the men I tend to date…. Tricky… Like I fear I’m becoming as a result of these experiences…. Tricky. ( hit link to read more )

Finding Your Perfect Pineapple

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